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As a lady is giving you a blow job, just after you cum in her mouth, punch her in the stomach. This will make her cough violently and expel "spunk" from her mouth and nose, making her look like a "Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon".
Just as I jizzed in her mouth I gave her a right good whack. She looked like a right Cum Guzzling Spunk Dragon!
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the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.
Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.
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Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.
They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.
FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).
FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.
Girl 1: I just want some coffee....
FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).
Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!
FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
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A sliced Jalapeno covered in Wasabi.
The problem with this is that it's not that hot in your mouth, but the mix of Capsaicin changes when these 2 spicy foods are combined. The result is a burning hot sensation that goes into your nasal cavity, like you just snorted a lit candle.
Dude, I totally ate a "Green Dragon sandwich" last night, my nose is still burning.
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the seed that corrupted humanity's pure God-Like Beauty and brought evil into the World
The pussy dragon sowet his seed on the earth and created evil in humanity. Evil acts come from the seed of the pussy dragon not from God. God is Love!
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One of the coolest guys ever. HE can look at u and chuck norris will kick the shit out of u. Deal with it.
The King of All Dragons stares over at a panda, and suddenly it blows up for no apparent reason.
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Coins (16-1200), Dragon Medium Helmet (extra rare)(?), Rune Chain Mail (extremely rare), Rune 2 Handed Sword (rare), Rune Kite Shield (extremely rare), Rune Square Shield(extremely rare), Rune Legs (extremely rare), Rune Battle Axe, Rune Long Sword, Adamantite Plate Mail, Mithril Axe, Mithril 2H Sword, Mithril Battleaxe, Mithril Kite Shield, Mithril Square Shield, Black Hatchet, Rune Bar (1), Silver Notes (100), Adamantite Bars (1-2), Herbs, Chocolate Cake (1-2), Law Runes (3, 10 Or 30) Death Runes (3 Or 30), Fire Runes (50), Air Runes (50), Blood Runes (15), Half of a Key, Uncut Gems, Herbs, Treasure Trail Clue, 30 Adamantite Javelins (common), Chaos Talisman, Nature Talisman, Rune Knives (2), 16 Adamantite Darts(p), Cut Dragon Stone, Rune Spear, Dragon Spear (rare),and (67) Rune Arrows.
"hey look its a bla....ahahhhhhhh!"
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