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A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.
Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.
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That girl won't get any action due to her Southern Forest Fire.
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When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.
When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"
"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."
"DUDE sweet!!"
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When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.
2. To set forth.
Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.
A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
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The female equivalent of a fuck boy.
Jenny loves to find guys on tinder to meet up with.
I'm just not emotionally ready for a relationship but we can be friends and fool around.
Wears leggings every damn day.
Says i know but I'm cute so it's ok.
She's a dumpster fire.
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