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Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.
Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.
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A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.
When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.
Q: Shots?
A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.
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Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China
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I liken this to a marriage wit the highest emotions there could ever be...my love for Jesus is bigger than anything else, outweighs anything else, and matters more than anything else. It does not make sense all the time, in fact most of the time it doesn't, it hurts, it makes me angry sometimes, and I want to leave more times than I can count. Yet, there is something that will never let me do that for this is someone and something that I can not and will not live without, and when He says to trust Him even though everything practical is screaming that I am crazy, when everything looks unbelievable and nobody would agree with me and I have no reasonable explanation for my decisions or belief, when I can not even physically see the one I love this much or be hugged by Him or get the answers I beg for at times, when all this happens, yet I know without a doubt I can not have a life without Him and this foundation I base my entire life on no matter how messy it gets, that is JESUS FAITH.
I have no idea what is going to happen, but I do have Jesus faith and that is all I need.
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1. a term that is used to insult or mock the Scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief Halo used to describe how awesome he is
1. Scientology believer: man why the fuck are you atheist?
Atheist: Why do you care?
Scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to hell dumb ass.
Atheist: man, fuck you why don't you go worship space Jesus!
2. Dude space Jesus totally raped those covenant bitches!
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For the whole month of January, you can't cuss
Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
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A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.
Did you see that Jesus vampire movie "Jesus vs. the son of Dracula"?
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