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When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?
A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.
"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.
An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior cats “Animated”
Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻
A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.
“Alright, its time for our weekend share”
“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”
A skill in dying light that instantly kills whatever it gets executed on, if its used on the Night Hunter in the games PVP mode (be the zombie) you will slash at the night hunter twice killing him instantly, in dying light bad blood, you will slash at your opponent once and kick them away if their health is greater than 50, otherwise youll do the same 2 slashes.
□□□□□ rained death on AussieGrammarGuy from above.
□□□□□: death from above'd from across the map ez cheats
AussieGrammarGuy impaled □□□□□ on spikes.
□□□□□:hacker!
□□□□□ has left the session.
186379 destroyed a nest.
he is person idk what else to say lol
eamon is the guy from fortnite my guy fjkhbysfgn8sis8vhyurihgyuiagyvnaugvav
Hector’s will be obligated to give free hugs to anyone that asks for it so just let them know!
“Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”
“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”