or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

have you seen nicolace

nicolace is a nickname for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if someone’s seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them

hey have you seen nicolace anywhere?
no i haven’t but i know hannah saw nicolace

have you seen nicolace

nicolace is code word for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if you’ve seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them

hey have you seen nicolace?

no i haven’t but i heard kaitlyn has

i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.

Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"

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Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana