When a women is so attractive, you could say the fittest women you have ever seen, you would encourage her yeast infection just so you could lick it to proove to the world how fit she is.
Mate1 :OMG look at the bird, she's so fit I'd nurture her culture.
Mate2: Yes I'd nurture her too.
I like emma more then she likes me
I like her more end of discussion
I like her more then she likes me because yeah
When you clap her cheeks at high speed making them red and blue then bust into the air showing your love for america
I’m going to fire-cack-her on the beach on fourth of july.
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When you get done eating spicy food such as Buffalo wings or flaming hot Cheetos and you get hot sauce on your fingers; you immediately start fingering your girlfriend two in the pink and one in the stink, which will spice up sex.
Speaker 1: Man dude, I really started spicing her up during sex last night!
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I fingered her two holes with hot sauce on my fingies.
Speaker 2: Cringes at the thought.
A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.
She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.
On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day
Person 2: don’t mind if I do