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Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
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When you’re too preoccupied by some bodacious online gaming to go to school.
“Yeah my man TC chose sweaty over school.”
You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.
Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH
A repeated performance of anal intercourse immediately after an initial session of anal intercourse with the same partner.
After Tim fucked Mary in the ass, she was thankful for the extra lubrication that his first jizz load provided when he surprisingly climbed back on for a dirty do-over.
When a females upper pussy area is so fat that it bulges out further than the view of her toes when looking down.
Bertha has to have her nails cut at the pediatrist because her Over-Toe is to large she can't see her feet.
Over toe to have sex with ones toe
Let’s over toe Put my big toe in your vagina.