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When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.
She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...
Classy, sassy, funny, seductive. She can keep up with the boys or be the ultimate lady. Kindhearted, but don't take it for weakness, she's a lover and just as much a fighter!! Her circle is small, tight, and she is fiercely loyal and protective of them.
If i got into a barfight, i know my girl
La Chriseja is gonna throw knuckles right beside me!!
According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
a dorm at the UofA full of skunk ass D-rated hoes. Specifically, they go by the names Rikki, Jess (major hoe), Holly, Hall girl, Olivia, Mia, etc. Not everyone is a hoe. The niggas in room 145 are sexy as the fuck. #true Even though all the bitches are virgins they are still hoes and will lick any dick that exist. stupid hoes. jess's sex life in this fuck ass dorm is horrendous. the nigga that fuck her said his shoulders hurt. what a pussy! she complained about it, but it's funny because she sucks at sex also. he live on the second floor. the pussy floor. #word
I WOULD NOT WANT TO LIVE IN PUEBLO LA CIENAGA BECAUSE I WOULD CATCH A DISEASE FROM ALL THE SKANK ASS, HERPIES ON DA MOUTH HOES.
When you do squats for 10 reps with 190kg with one breath. Usually someone is counting for you saying "FE, E, SAN, CE, DON".
"You should have seen my squats yesterday. It was really easy, did 5 sets A La Toshiki style"
When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.
Wow, what a great example of La Douleur Excuise! She threw out hoes before bros!
A group of young 7 women with different backgrounds who currently attend the University of California, Santa Barbara. They are the first to ever represent UCSB as a large group of first gens and are currently building their social media platforms all together. You can catch them at any party now and are a staple of IV.
Person 1: Hey you see that group of girls, who are they?
Person 2: Yeah they're Las Gauchas!