Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.
1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"
3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.
Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.
A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series
Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts
When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.
Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?
Yea he was a fail muffin!
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.
"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"