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Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

by Tysm February 24, 2021


Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 13, 2016


Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.

I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it

by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017


muffin cupcake heeler

Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series

Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts

by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023


fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya April 30, 2011


Scuba Muffin

When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".

1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!

*High-fives*

2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"

by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011


chunder muffin

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.

"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"

by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021