the titty milk a morbidly obese woman with HIV mixed with slime and cum of a 60 year old man
ahhh i spilled my jiggly juice on my PP and I think i got aidz
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A bodily liquid usually sweat, pee, or splooge. Specifically from someone who hasn't touched grass in multiple days.
Person 1: Bro have you seen Chad? Hes covered in Gamer Juice!
Person 2: Just say hes a fat-ass Jerald.
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A beverage you offer to someone who needs to calm down and relax.
Bro 1 - "What are we gonna do about the body? I'm freaking out here!"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you need to sip on some chill juice. We'll just dump it in the river."
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During sex, as the male prepares to ejaculate, he forces himself to piss all over the recipient along with his semen.
Jake: βCourtney just killed herselfβ
Todd: βwhy?β
Jake: βshe said she wanted to mix things up a bit so I gave her a calypso juice surprise but it turns out she just wanted me to pull out instead of a condomβ
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The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
Person 1: βMan I was going to town on my dick last night!β
Person 2: βDid you blow that Johnson Juice?β
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The stains left next to a man's fly after intercourse with a woman of questionable morals.
Bro, your really drunk. I'm telling you I wouldn't go home with that girl; Hussie Juice never comes out.
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A yummy treat that is excreted from your penis after sex.
"Your getting your sex juice in my pussy!"
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