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When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)
"He is so ugh I think I just caught hot guy syndrome!"
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He's that one guy that you know, and that everyone else knows, but you don't know his name. You do know that he's that guy, not the other guy, but that one guy, you know, the one with the stuff in the thing. He also has some hair and that one thing where he goes places a lot of the time sometimes.
Tyler: Do you have the notes?
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.
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Joel: How did you pass! You never pay attention in class!
Hank: I stayed up until 3am watching some Indian Guy On Youtube
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Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."
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A phrase used to give a name to an anonymous, average person in any given situation.
My boss acts like he's really important, but really he's just some fucking guy.
or
Did you know you don't need any credentials to edit Wikipedia? You can just be some fucking guy.
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I did a good thing today.
I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.
But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
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There are more angry nice guys than we'd like to admit, hence this issue deserves a definition.
Its a nice guy who isn't perceived as nice by his surroundings, for the sole reason of being angry. Might be a transitional stage from being a nice guy to assholery. The reasons for anger are multiple - ranging from plain rejection to disliking of whats going on in the world to observing general flaws in human nature and relationships. Symptomes include:
- angry/non-calm complexion
- lack of motivation
- has a high value for truth and expects the same from others
- upon meeting a girl, he will be always polite and try to be a gentleman
- when she tries to take advantage of it, he will break all contact with her. And then the cycle repeats with another woman
- ignored by most women, for the reason below:
women are unable to decide whether he is a "nice guy" (who would do anything to please the woman and get burned in the process) or a "regular asshole" (who treats the woman badly, and who is recognized by her as THE MAN). Neither does the "angry nice guy" fall into the middle category of guys (which is considered to be ideal, as the guy will respect and care for his woman, while maintaining authority in the relationship). As women are too lazy to over-analyze this, they give up and move on to find someone more simple to understand - a nice guy or an asshole.
In sum, even though an "angry nice guy" has more dignity than a nice guy, he is still a nice guy to the core. The only difference is that he is not getting any ass, and more honest than the nice guy.
Emily met an angry nice guy, which she thought at first was a nice guy. But then she saw that he didnt LOOK so happy (as he didnt like to smile and used bad words often), yet acted nice around her. Becoming very confused, she suspected he was really a pretending asshole and has moved on.
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