wet far

what rebecca smells like

damn you smell as bad as a wet far

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Wet The Lips

When a lady visits the bathroom to relieve herself.
To urinate.

Woman: I'm away to wet the lips.

Woman: Where's the toilet i'm desperate to wet the lips.

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human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

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got wet feet

Being in serious trouble.

Person #1: Yo, homie how ya doing?
Person #2: I am in serious trouble, man! Yesterday I wrecked my car, lost my job and my girlfriend married my best friend.
Person #1: You really got wet feet, homie!
Person #2: You're right. Can you lend me a rifle, so that I can kill myself, please?

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wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

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Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

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Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.

"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."

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