goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

dung over

After taking a huge crap when you have a headaches, body aches, and are a little irritable.

Kiddo 1: hey man!
Dunged over kiddo (Dok): hey.... *said miserably*
Kiddo 1: whats wrong with you
Dok: i just poo'd im dung over
Kiddo 1: *backing away* ok, bye dude.

pennsylvania pull over

While trying to pass someone who speeds up every time your about to pull back into the left lane jerking the wheel hard to scare him into slamming the brakes thus giving you his spot

While visiting his uncle phill, Craig had no time to waist playing around with Dan so he gave him the ol’ Pennsylvania pull over

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

Over-Under

The act of getting a blowjob and your butthole fingered at the same time.

I questioned my sexuality, because I thoroughly enjoyed the over-under my girlfriend gave me. I filled her mouth up with my salt malt, and her finger smells like shit.

hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

America Loves The Over

The “over” is a betting term used to describe a wager on whether a specific statistic for a game will be higher or lower than a pre-agreed value. Betting above the over/under on the total points scored in a game is common wager. “America Loves The Over” is a common way of expressing American’s sometimes irrational in any situation, particularly gambling.

Who do you like in Wildcats game this weekend? I am taking the over on total points because “America Loves the Over!”