Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

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and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.

I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!

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My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.

Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

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Write like you're running out of time

For one to write day and night like they're running out of time

Why do you write like you're running out of time?
Write day and night like you're running out of time?

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Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.

Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"

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Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

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Just walk don't run drink juice yum yum

A popular catch-phrase from the television show The Simpsons. It is a road safety motto, and rhymes. A very appropriate phrase to graffiti on books, school desks ect. Also a piece of poetry that can be used to impress an english teacher.

Just walk don't run drink juice yum yum

Just Walk,
Don't Run,
Drink Juice,
Yum Yum.

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