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Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.
Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!
A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake
all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2
A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers
Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."
A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.
- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut
Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."