A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.
Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.
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to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.
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Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.
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A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.
"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"
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Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.
Guy one: Tells joke
Guy two: Doesnβt get the reference or joke
Woosh douche: r/woooosh
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A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.
Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!
Get those douche-grenades outta here!
I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!
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One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet
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