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Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 20, 2013

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douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra July 20, 2015

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douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

by jenna9887 July 24, 2008

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Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

by Levitevitavarion February 27, 2009

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Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.

Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh

by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 23, 2019

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Douche-grenade

A female douche who is usually overweight, slightly attractive when you're drunk, but completely loses their attractiveness once you're sober again. They are purely annoying and you can't stand being next to them for one minute. Almost like a douchebabe minus the hotness.

Those hippo girls are completely douche-grenades!!

Get those douche-grenades outta here!

I thought that girl was hot but when I opened my eyes I saw her for what she truly is which is a DOUCHE-GRENADE!!!

by AsianBanana April 2, 2011

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Douche Bagnet

One who attracts douche bags.

Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

by Anonymous Douche Bagnet September 25, 2010

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