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Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.
Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??
taking a shit and multiple turds come out
Guy 1: "Hey man, where's Brad at?
Guy 2: "He'll be here, he's in the bathroom freeing slaves."
a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”
john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
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Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
When you get something for free- and it's ridiculous! Can be anything that is free but you find value in it. Could be something stupid like a set of stress balls that look like boobs that you'd win as a door prize.
Val: Did you get that free t shirt with sexual undertones from our vendor??
Scott: Yes! What were they thinking??
Val: I have no clue- but it's free-diculous and I like it!
Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”