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FUCK GOD AKA Daniel. Fucks every single slut and Cum God there is.
-person 1: Is that the FUCK GOD?
-person 2: WTF? I NEED TO SUCK THAT COCK.
-person 1: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST.
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A phrase used to express the pain of when you break your wrist and need a stretcher, ambulance and/or a wheelchair.
Corey: "Ahh god! I broke my wrist ahh god! It hurts so bad!! Ahh god!!"
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the perfect answer to anything in life
Francesca: "Hey, wanna go to that party tonight?"
Jen: "No."
Francesca: "Why?"
Jen: "Cause God."
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A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.
Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.
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A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
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An ASMR God is when you eat an orange, peeled everything to the point where you throw up.
You are an ASMR God
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chocolate
its chocolate you are all wrong you cant denied it stupids
chocolate is the food of the gods
no one will denied that
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