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When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas
Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.
I tried some Sleepy time tea, which only worked if I drank it hours before I intended to sleep.
Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes
These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea
When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".
"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."
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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."
Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.
“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”
A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.
I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.