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One of the coolest guys ever. HE can look at u and chuck norris will kick the shit out of u. Deal with it.
The King of All Dragons stares over at a panda, and suddenly it blows up for no apparent reason.
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the seed that corrupted humanity's pure God-Like Beauty and brought evil into the World
The pussy dragon sowet his seed on the earth and created evil in humanity. Evil acts come from the seed of the pussy dragon not from God. God is Love!
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A sliced Jalapeno covered in Wasabi.
The problem with this is that it's not that hot in your mouth, but the mix of Capsaicin changes when these 2 spicy foods are combined. The result is a burning hot sensation that goes into your nasal cavity, like you just snorted a lit candle.
Dude, I totally ate a "Green Dragon sandwich" last night, my nose is still burning.
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Coins (16-1200), Dragon Medium Helmet (extra rare)(?), Rune Chain Mail (extremely rare), Rune 2 Handed Sword (rare), Rune Kite Shield (extremely rare), Rune Square Shield(extremely rare), Rune Legs (extremely rare), Rune Battle Axe, Rune Long Sword, Adamantite Plate Mail, Mithril Axe, Mithril 2H Sword, Mithril Battleaxe, Mithril Kite Shield, Mithril Square Shield, Black Hatchet, Rune Bar (1), Silver Notes (100), Adamantite Bars (1-2), Herbs, Chocolate Cake (1-2), Law Runes (3, 10 Or 30) Death Runes (3 Or 30), Fire Runes (50), Air Runes (50), Blood Runes (15), Half of a Key, Uncut Gems, Herbs, Treasure Trail Clue, 30 Adamantite Javelins (common), Chaos Talisman, Nature Talisman, Rune Knives (2), 16 Adamantite Darts(p), Cut Dragon Stone, Rune Spear, Dragon Spear (rare),and (67) Rune Arrows.
"hey look its a bla....ahahhhhhhh!"
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It's better than dragon ball legends
Tyler: Hey have you played Dragon ball legends
Aiden: No I play dragon ball dokkan battle
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Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.
When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.
When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
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when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere
tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date
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