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Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.
Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.
A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.
Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"
When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.
A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
Someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a Florence and the machine type tone. Also an unofficial FIFA approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal.
1) "she's got big tits" ... " waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh"
2) why do you always jew goal you massive Titty Warbler. (northern insult only)