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Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.
Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.
'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'
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Meaning what's good or what's up.
Hey man what's the good word?
Oh nothing just chilling.
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Whats your name. Give me your name.
I don't even know who you are?
Whats your name?
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'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.
This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.
This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."
(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
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A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.
*Japan, 1942*
A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?
B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.
A: Ah.
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To over examine something so much to a point where you/everyone wants to punch the guy in the face.
Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
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What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.
My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.
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