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TWA

"Third World Assassin". Yet another acronym created and promoted only by certain government types and hypocritical/pseudo-born-again christians to invoke visions and feelings of terror and paranoia amongst the general masses.

This, and many other acronyms like it, such as WMD, speak volumes about the actuality of "terrorist threats", whereby abstract concepts are used, and their names abbreviated for the sake of repetitive and continual use, to convey the supposed threat from foreign countries, rather than presenting actual evidence.

Supposed justification for collateral damage. Not to be confused with Trans World Airline, which is a likely weapon for these fictional hellions.

We must bomb Iraq, who actively harbours TWAs and WMDs.

(Aboard a TWA flight):

TWA hostess: Sir, would you like some TWA coffee?
passenger: No thank you. But I'd love a cup of TWA tea...

by taids November 16, 2005

29πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Twas

A twink that has reached his expiration date. A gay male that is trying desperately to hold on to his youth and good looks; trying to retain his twink status even though he is over 25 years old. His identity has always been "young and cute". All email addresses and online aliases contain inappropriate keywords like "boi", "AF" or a number signifying his former age like "18". The sad thing is that there is no place for him to go, having squandered his youth, living off the generosity of trolls the twas maintains a anti-climactic existence, maintaining a studio apartment reminiscing with his one lonely fag hag until he simply evaporates.

Jason, face it you are a twas, you need to get a job, no one is going to pay for your flabby ass anymore.

by ButterMN August 3, 2008

31πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


'twa

Abbreviation of Ottawa

Stop trying to make 'Twa happen. It's not going to happen.

by gcamp June 16, 2017


Twas

A twink who has aged out.

Girl ain't no twink! He 30! That bitch been a twas for a month already

by greggles_ August 20, 2023


TWA

It was America’s last hope for flight so it’s used to say something was grate also said as TWA

You hear about the game it whent TWA

by The airline guy May 6, 2018


TWA

An acronym standing for "That Was Amusing" instead of "LOL." The word "TWA" depicts what really occurs in the typer's mind, as rarely do people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL." Originally used by Tom and his less amusing sister. As of now, it's not used in widespread manners.

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"I don't know, what?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven."
"TWA."

by MisterOriginality January 9, 2012

20πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Twa

Twa - n.
An object stoners use to smoke those oh so big, fatty knifer hits off of the oven range. Made with a 1 liter bottle cut in half, with ice put in the top half, then holes cut in the bottles base and inserted upside down into the top half.

This device can be comparable to an ice bong with no water and is extra tasty with some hash oil.

Comical times discussing the definition of twat led to the naming of a group's easily bridled knifer companion.

Tony- yo Donny im tryin to do my knifas here but this straw works like shit. You gotta help me.

Donny- yo Tony unlike the dumbshit in front of me I use a brain to come up with clever pieces like dis here invention I made wit a water bottle.

Tony- yo Donny what do you call that thing man?

Donny- Tony to you? I call dis a twa.

Tony- A twat?

Donny- No stupid.

by SMOKEdat February 16, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž