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SPS

Slack Pussy Syndrome - when a pussy is like elephant ears

Guy 1:"My right foot got stuck in her pussy"
Guy 2:"That Bitch got a serious case of SPS"

by The Philosophe April 10, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


SPS

Stinky pussy syndrome.

ew, mia has SPS!

by Mohummads XBOX ONE July 16, 2020


sp

(Sexual) service provider; courtesan; prostitute

The Canadian Escort Review Board has a SP-only section to warn each other of bad johns.

by Crassius April 12, 2009

240๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


SP

An abbreviation of a Romanian word ''sugi pula'' (read as sooj poola) which means ''suck my dick''

Person 1: Hey nice T-shirt!
Person 2: Thank you, actually it's a second-hand T-shirt.
Person 1: I know, you're too poor for more than that.
Person 2: SP !

by Lawrd August 1, 2013

38๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


sps

STRAIGHT POUND SESSION

A: You know that girl Daina?

B: Ya, sps

by Boozki March 6, 2010

69๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

74๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


SP

Short for Standard Practice. Often used as a reply by an individual to another who has told a story or described what they have recently done which is deemed as "standard practice". Is often used sarcastically.

John- " I was wasted last night"
Paul- "SP"

by LarryB1234 July 19, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž