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Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009


Serial Bailer

Someone who consistently bails on their commitments.

-"is Dardan coming?"
-"Nah, he's a serial bailer. He'll just cancel last second as he always does"

by Bruderinlaw May 11, 2020


Betty Bailer

a person who bails on plans often.
someone who doesn't show up when they say they will.
someone who is notoriously unreliable when it comes to social plans.

Betty Bailer bails again...
Dustin is such a Betty Bailer.
Betty Bailers often conveniently forget how to use their phones when they're expected at a social gathering.
This is bothering me more than it should - like I knew he was a Betty Bailer but what the fuck. It's not as if I bought the tickets without telling him.

by boyaaaaayyyya March 26, 2019


whiskey bailer

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

by arceebee April 18, 2017