slang term from the street indicating a length of time longer than a 'grip' and a 'minute'
Boy, I ain't been home in a fortnight!
A video game played by virgins or people who have no social appeal.
“Sorry, your tits are nice but i’m top 5 in fortnight right now.”
A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)
That kid's so frickin fortnight
Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.
1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.
An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.
Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!
An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.
Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!
A survival game played by people who think that immigrants take all jobs and rely on sport for their future
Oh look Jimmy's being a lil bitch and playing on fortnight because he's got no life, poor Jimmy