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When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose
"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."
To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.
Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!
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1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney
2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'
Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"
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A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.
"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."
The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.
Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.
Girl 1: What's his name?
Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-
Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!
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Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.
Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.
God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.
Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.
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