kidney shy

adjective describing the delayed ability to urinate in a public restroom, usually caused by the misapprehension that other people will hear you pee.

Woman returning from the restroom on Girls' Night Out: "Sorry I took so long. There were so many people in there, I got kidney shy."

Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

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kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

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Justice Kidneys

A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.

"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."

Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

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Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.

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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

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