eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

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Eggplant

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

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Eggplant

A man's mascot.

A male's symbol is an eggplant.

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Eggplant

Eggplant is what people use to text the dick emoji.

girl 1 in text: Hey i want to see a eggplant pic
Guy 1: oh yeah girl. (send pick of his dick)
Girl 1: Omg your so cute

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Eggplanting

When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.

Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!

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eggplant

a food that nobody fucking eat

"what are you eating"
"eggplant that I only fucking eat no one else"

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Eggplanting

The act of getting a boner

Friend one: "Damn, look at all this fine booty, dude I'm totally eggplanting"
Friend two: "Same, dude, same"

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