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Is a cesspool of a city located in Western New York that has long been a constant drain on New York State for decades. Forbes Magazine summed it best when they said “Buffalo has long been synonymous with city-in-decline” when they named Buffalo, which easily could be called Americas Calcutta, as one of “America’s Fastest-Dying City.” This city has little to offer unless you’re into vacant homes or you’re a fan of a losing NFL team. Then you have hit the jackpot as Buffalo’s vacant housing rate is the highest in New York and trails only Detroit and New Orleans.
The only thing that temporarily seems to stop Buffalo’s exploding population decline is that every September thousands of average students across New York come to Buffalo’s mediocre and irrelevant private and SUNY colleges and universities where most experience being a victim of crime for the first time.
Buffalo’s greatest claim to fame is the mixing some rancid disgusting sauce with fried fatty chicken wings. The popularity of this food is evident by the gigantic size of the population. Visiting any mall is like the running of the bulls in Pamplona as Buffalonians waddle and wheeze to the food court or Lane Bryant.
You will find one good thing about Buffalo. You will really appreciate what you have back at home once leave.
Sam: “I m driving from Toronto to New York; I have to go through Buffahole. Can I borrow your body armor?”
Derek: "Good luck, last time I drove through Buffalo I was carjacked"
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A drinking game in which you can only drink alchohol with your non-dominant hand and if another player sees you drinking with your dominant hand, they can call buffalo on you and you must finish your drink as quickly as possible.
Dick was drinking with his dominant hand and I called buffalo on him so he downed it.
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1. a city in New York, known for chicken wings, cold winters and lousy football teams.
2. to fool someone, to bamboozle or cheat
3. bison
4. derogatory term for a person of African descent
5. a type of mozzarella cheese
6. chicken wing cooked in hot sauce served with blue cheese dressing.
1. "I moved to Buffalo from Parma, but I am not sure why."
2. "I buffaloed that guy into taking the Bills and giving me six."
3. "There are no buffaloes in Buffalo."
4. "Get a load of those shiftless buffaloes."
5. "Buffalo mozzarella is often served with sliced tomatoes in vinagrette; it has nothing to do with Buffalo or buffaloes."
6. "Look at that buffalo eating those buffalo wings."
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Not just a city for drinkers and sports fans (although it is an upside for some).
Home of: One of the most amazing modern art galleries, the Albright Knox (as well as the newly built Burchfield which features local artists) the Elmwood village which was voted one of the top ten greatest american neighborhoods in 2007; the beautiful Darwin Martin House designed by Frank Lloyd Wright (as well as a few other of his less familiar designs); untouched architecture all over the city; amazing food--not just chicken wings either, vegans, vegetarians and bloody meat eaters alike can join together at many of the friendly restaurants here (ie amys place, merge buffalo, the lexington coop, left bank, hutches, globe market etc etc); A bike friendly community where weekly summer bike outings occur; outdoor Shakespeare in delaware park (along with row boats and books from talking leaves); insanely cheap rent in beautiful HUGE apartments/homes; one of the biggest outdoor art festivals, the allen town art festival; a next to nothing cost of living (and living well); people who can mock themselves, but have pride in where they're from.
Honestly everyone has their own qualms about where they live and buffalo isn't shy of it, but its a beautiful place.
Plus bars close at 4 and even the ugliest of people can get laid (ie: the pink)
Buffalo summers are unbeatable.
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Fat and loud black woman, age 25 to 35, at least 75 pounds overweight. She is outspoken, uneducated, arrogant and obnoxious. Typically festooned with hoop earrings and elaborately painted fake fingernails and branded with a ghetto tattoo. Often seen/heard loudly chatting with another buffalo on her cell phone, making brilliant statements like "You know I ain't tryin to hear that gurrrrrll!!!" as she waddle-struts along the sidewalk.
This buffalo is in front of you at the grocery store. She's paying for two carts of premium groceries with a federal voucher - and then whipping out a roll of cash to pay for the beer and candy that food stamps won't cover.
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Pronounced "Boof - A - Low "
A Bulky Female with a square like build. Usually Heavy Set, Often times hang around a group of males and identify themeselfs as "one of the guys". While not completly fat they can be considerd chunky . Usually the males in a group of freinds will resort to sex with her as a last resort when under the influence of alcohol.
Originated in a suburb of buffalo NY. When a Russian parent came home and asked "why did you bring these girls from buffalo in my house" but translated in english to
"why did you bring these buffalo's here"
Guy 1:"Dude look at that that group of guys."
Guy 2 : " Looks like they have a Buffalo in the group as well"
Guy1 : "oh yeah i bet shes putting out tonight"
Guy2: " i feel sorry for whoever fucks her, when he wakes up she will probably crush his ribs with her manly build."
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As in the drinking game, Buffalo. This is when both you and your friend are holding a alcoholic beverage and each must hold it in his non-dominant hand or else a "Buffalo!" may be called by pointing your elbow at them and yelling this word. Your friend must chug his drink.
Often played by frisbee players.
Grant will be hammered in 5 minutes; Leland just buffaloed him while he was holding a full Joose.
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