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The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
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A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
Hey MazSki hella game at darts bro.
1. attachin two long planks to your feet, an then carvin down a mountain covered in fresh powder with the sun beatin down on your back.
2. somethin a person does in the wintertime to convince oneself that he or she is actually enjoying the 10 degree weather.
3. a sport often associated with snowboarding. and despite what you may hear, we can all share the mountain.
snowfreak: "i'm cravin it, man. i'm pickin up my sticks from the shop tomorrow, and headin to somewhere with snow."
friend: "what are you talkin about?"
snowfreak: "i'm goin skiing ."
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To go sking, i am sking, K a t e m o s s likes to ski..
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A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
Hey MazSki hella game at darts bro.
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Usually when a girl sits or lays between two guys and places both her hands onto the guys penises and gives them a hand-job at the same time!
OMG! I cant believe I went skiing on those two freshman at brandon's party... but hey i was drunk off my ass!!!
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The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
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