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Tan (verb): the act of messing up in a big way; failure; the name of a supposed curse spawned by the pommel horse routine of gymnast Kevin Tan during the team competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, whose failure was so massive it has allegedly begun to plague other athletes.

"Tan Curse": Believed to have been caused by Kevin Tan's epic fail, so epic in fact that it is thought to have settled like a cloud over Beijing. Some people remain unaffected, and it's suspected that this is due to rubbing themselves against Michael Phelps in order to remove the fail they've been stained with.

Using "Tan" in a sentence: "OMG! Did you see that girl fall off the uneven bars? She tanned real bad."

People who have Tan in their name, and therefore are doomed to fail: Kevin Tan (the originator), Liam Tancock (finished last with "Tanada")

Synonyms: Besides "epic failure", it's argued that "Alicia" could be synonymous, named after the female gymnast who messed up pretty badly the next night. However, this is debatable since (1) her failure was not as epic and (2) in going with the "curse" theory, Tan's massive failure was such that it probably affected her performance, making it his fault, which is why she was briefly dubbed as "Alicia Tan" and "She-Tan." Also, Katie Hoff is the swimming world's "She-Tan" Other examples of those affected by the Tan curse are: Tyson Gay (Tanson Gay), Eamon Sullivan (Eamon Sullitan), Pang Jiaying (Tang Jiaying) Ara Abrahamian (Ara Abrahamitan) Fabian HambΓΌchen (Fabitan HambΓΌchen) Alain Bernard (Alain Bertand)
Milorad Cavic's coach, Brazil (Tanzil)

Antonyms: Win, Success, Phelps, May-Treanor/Walsh


"Tanada" is also a nickname for Canada, who, for much of the games, was one of the few developed nations without a single medal to their name. There is some debate as to whether or not this is appropriate as they were failing before Kevin Tan's major screw up. Some even go so far as to suggest it that Canada's failure is more massive than Kevin Tan's, since no man can fail harder than an entire country, and that perhaps, the curse is really the fault of Canada, and not one Kevin Tan. This is unlikely for two reasons: (1) Canada's fail is self-containing (2) Canada's fail is temporary, as it's accepted that they will own the planet at the Winter Olympics.

by fall of ilium August 18, 2008

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Tanning

Laying in the sun when its sunny

im boutta go tanning outside in the hot sun cus its summer

by pimp chronicles April 2, 2011

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tan

a word for a hated english person by an irish person. the name comes from the corrupt "police force" sent over to Ireland during the War of Independence by the British Government...so called the Black and Tans because of their black and tan coloured uniform. They were not qualified policemen, but ignorant rapist murderers. known as tans for short, they were hated by the irish people. Ireland suffered 800 years of oppression at the hands of the British Government until a truce was called in 1921. to this day even, any english person who pisses off an irish person is called a tan as an insult.

English Person: you're such a stupid irish paddy.

Irish person: fuck off you bastard tan, and go invade someone else's country.

by nosy nosey March 14, 2008

90πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


tan

Street term used for the drug heroin.

"Even through a sunblock, I done sold tan" - J.R. Writer

by nunaurbizness June 23, 2005

85πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Tanning

1. Making short work of - especially associated with "downing" alcohol.

2. Process in which skin pigmentation darkens as a result of exposure to ultraviolet light.

3. A beating/whipping

1. "He was fairly tanning that bottle of vodka!"

2. "Katie Price has really taken the tanning too far"

3. "She gave him a right good tanning the other night"

by c2d2 July 20, 2010

24πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


tan

The browning color white people get while in the sun, a tanning bed, a tanning booth, or tan-in-a-can.

He has a really nice tan!

by HUH February 28, 2005

141πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


Tan

Trash ass nigga

OBJ is a Tan.

by RDH34 January 26, 2017

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