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The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.
Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
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A great show that impatient teens and adults hate because it doesn't answer questions when in reality it has answered many. They want all the answer in one episode because they don't know how television shows work. The show has a planned beginning/end and will end in three more seasons (6th season).
n00b: That show sucks! I want answers NOW!
Lost viewer: Grow up. It's going to end in a few seasons and then we'll see who of us was right.
n00b: FSS, I hate that show, I want it to end!
Lost viewer: Ever thought of turning the TV off when it came on?
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L.O.S.T. Stands for LINES OF SEMEN, TONIGHT. When a man fucks a woman or man untill the pinnacle of ejaculation, upon which he spludges a line of semen onto the chest of that man or woman, and proceeds to snort that line to reach a bizarre sexual euphoria. Popular in the frat houses of UofA.
Hey dude wanna get "LOST"tonight...
Bro I just got "LOST", *snivels* oh that feels so good.
After that gnarly longboarding accident I decided I needed to get LOSTwith my bros, my homie Chad let me bust an L on his chest and snort it off...high as a motherfucker.
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1. One of 2 new shows that has dragged ABC out of the gutter (the other one being Desperate Housewives) to become one of the most promising channels on network TV. It's about a group of plane crash survivors on a deserted island, and nobody is who they seem to be. Oh, and there's a 30-foot monster and a psycho French chick roaming the island too.
2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.
1. There are numerous conspiracy theroies about the characters on Lost.
2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.
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A mental state of bewilderedness; sometimes but not always accelerated by drug use.
Man, we smoked too many blunts. I'm lost right now.
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The best TV show ever. If you disagree, especially if you've never watched it, then I will fucking kill you.
Random Dude: "I don't like Lost, but I've never watched it."
Me: "Oh really bitch?!" (Kills Guy #1)
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the best show in the whole fucking world.
abc's new hit show is LOST! and everyone who has watched more than 2 episodes LOVES it!
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