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A fuckboy or playboy. Has a long dick with pubes. Also, owns expensive clothes, shoes, and games. Is a real man and pulls all the girls. Likes big ass and titties. Also, beats his meat and is really intelligent. Gets awarded a lot and has many kids. Is a gamer and a athlete and he likes females. A male who is bad and maybe Hispanic. Is also good at shredding and roasting. Is also a pervert and gets horny. Also, is talented, skilled, muscular, and is a real man.
Erik is so thicc!!! I want Erik inside of me!!! I love Erik! I like Erik. Erik is awesome and really cool. Fuck me, Erik!!!
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That one guy you'll always have a thing for. Girls who like him never stop, maybe it's his freaking good looks. He has eyes that you could find yourself lost staring into. He's the party guy, and always lightens the mood. Often friends with an Eric. He is usually tall, and plays lots of sports, including basketball because of his height. He has so many girls in love with him, but he never notices. He's a strait up player though. His body is like an Abercrombie model. When he finally does settle down, it always seems to be with an Emily... those lucky bitches!
Girl one: "So who do you like?"
Girl two: "Hmm Erik..."
Girl one: "Still?!"
Girl two: " Idk, there's just something about him, I can't get over him!"
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Aka Ewok, the Hoorah master...
Listener, Counselor, Master philosopher
Attentive but brash at times
I want my son to be an Erik when he grows up
Eriks are so unique and great listeners
My counselor is such an Erik
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"The Erik" is when you pretend to be shy and a super sweet, nice and genuine guy. Then as soon as you pump a misguided bitch full of your jizz you change your phone number and e-mail adress.
Guy 1: This bitch was always wanting to talk to me about ehr problems and shit.
Guy 2: So what u do?
Guy 1, I pulled The Erik, pretended to be a support for her untill she was full of my jizz, then i kicked her ass out of my bed hahaha.
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the best freaking human ever. he treats you like a princess and is literally the nicest person ever. he is also very cute and i love hims so very much
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Better than Carson Hervey. This guy is the bomb. When he gets a girlfriend, all the other girls will run them selves over. He is the strongest, funniest, nicest, fellow out there
Jake: Woah, ERIK got a girlfriend
Margie: I’m gonna stab myself with a knife
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A beautiful man with a tragic past and a twisted mind. Lover of theater and singer of insurmountable skill. Tells great jokes and is a good kisser. Wears large jackets and prefers brunettes.
"Wow, Erik is a really different guy."
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