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It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway
Mum: Lacey please get up for school now
Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in
Mum: ok love you
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National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)
Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf
Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st
Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day
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Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush
Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.
International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day
After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.
Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!
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HOTTEST PERSON EVER. THEY ARE SO MMMM 😩😩
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BORN ON DECEMBER 1 YOU ARE LUCKY ASF
THEY ARE SO SEXY
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national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie
me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s december 1
give a girl ur fat juicy cock because she desperately needs it day
it’s december 1 now i get my uncles fat juicy scrumptious cock
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