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1000-7-forced by captors to count back from 1000 by 7 for as long as possible
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Your worst fucking nightmare.
A terminator (basically a robot assassin from the future) that is constructed entirely out of mimetic polly-alloy (a self-healing liquid metal). It's self healing liquid nature means it is nearly completely invulnerable to physical harm. It can also shape shift into anything it touches, as long as that thing has a similar mass. They are equally as strong as their T 800 predecessor but their shape shifting abilities and more fluid, lifelike movements make them superior in combat. However, they are much lighter than T 800s, so they aren't able to tolerate heavy gunfire for example (though they could just reform afterwards). They can be temporarily stopped by freezing them and smashing them to pieces but they will reform after thawing. It only lethal weakness is extremely high temperatures (over 2500 degrees Celsius).
A unit was sent to the year 1995 in an attempt to kill ten year old John Connor. Luckily, John from the year 2029 sent back a T 800 that was reprogrammed to protect him. The T 800 proved to be a tough opponent but was eventually killed by the T 1000. The T 800 managed to revive itself and shoot a grenade into the T 1000 body. It detonated and before the T 1000 could reform, it fell backwards into a steel mill, where the temperature destroyed it once and for all.
The T 1000 was portrayed by Robert Patrick and appeared in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
(T 1000 disguised as police officer walks up to officer on motorbike)
Officer on bike: You alright?
T 1000: Yeah. Say, that's a nice bike you got there.
T 1000 proceeds to kill officer on bike and takes his patrol bike.
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1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
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I would sell like 8 people for this right about now.
Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
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a "No1 1000" is someone with no life. it is derived from the word "no one", such as a nobody, that nobody cares about.
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Don't talk about him...
just trust me...
Person 1 : Hey what the hell happened to person 3, person 4 and person 5
Person 2: I heard them talking about person 1000 and then they where gone
Person 1000: the mortals questioned my presence
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Code 1000 is a mutual unconditional agreement between 2 or more people to preserve the secrecy of something, or to to speak the full undesclosed truth based on the the health and continued well being of one's family and loved ones.
"Hey Frank I want to show you something but code 1000, you can't tell anyone."
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