January 12

national masturbating day. masturbate at least once.

Daniel: yo we should masturbate together one day.

John: lets do it on January 12!

Daniel: BET!!

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January 12

Slap ur friend (its how to show love <3)

You: *Slaps*
Friend: why you slap me
You:its slap ur bestfriend day aka January 12
Friend: *Slaps*

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january 12

january 12 is national give your absolute best girl bsf your hoodie day 🤍

boy: who's that pretty girl ?

other boy: that's my girl bsf
boy: oh you better give her your
hoodie!

other boy: oh right!! it's january 12!!

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january 12

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.

christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"

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January 12

This day was the day the most intelligent, gorgeous and creative girl of the entire world was born. Her brown eyes are the window to a universe of love and kindness. She's usually a very hyperactive girl but can also take some time of the day to collect her thoughts. This girl's attractive nature hypnotize every man that comes on her way making them lose their minds with her seductive and sexy curves. Their one of the toughest girls you will meet.

Person 1: That girl is beautiful

Persons 2: I bet she was born on January 12

Persons 1: I bet she was

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January 12

January 12 a day to eat as much cake as u want. A day to make out with ur crush and slap her booty.

January 12 is my favourite!!!!!

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January 12

People born on January 12th are hot 😘❤️

Person 1: Wow!!! Is that Winter? She’s so hot… 😅
Person 2: Yes!! I heard she was born on January 12! 😚😚
Person 1: Oh, that explains it. 😍😍

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