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GRAB EVERYTHING FOR 10 SECONDS DAY
You can grab anything today. Ass, tities, dick pussy. All of it. Although you have to do it for 10 seconds.
Guy, “you dude go grab that girls ass”
Dude, “yeah ok”
Guy, “just make sure you do it for 10 seconds though it’s May 12”
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dude #!: have you seen any snakes yet today?
dude #2: no why..?
dude #1: didn't ya know its may 12, aka national snake day
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This people born on this day are gonna be the best and smartest people you Well ever meet!
People born one may 12 are the best
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may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.
“yo whens yo bday?”
“may 12, why?”
“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”
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Have-An-Orgy-With-All-Your-Friends-Day
Have-An-Orgy-With-All-Your-Friends-Day is where you have fun with all your friends! May 12
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On this day the girls and boy dress up as each other
Girl: Did you hear what today is?
Boy: what?
Girl: We have to switch clothes! It’s May 12!
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