National Karma Day Every ones Least favorite day. Literally Every August 13 I either stub my toe on the corner of a table
miss the bus, Cant pass a level in black ops, My Frickin Instagram account gets Hacked. and this year August 13 Just so happens to be Friday 13 witch will probaly mean double karma. 2021 really hates me
Friend: hey man its August 13
Me: OH Crap
Friend: what?
Me: Go to the store buy 15 planks of wood a hammer and a pack of nails
Friend: uhhhh....ok
Me: tell my mom im sick and cant go to school
Friend: ok but why
Me: I need to baracade myself in my room Its August 14
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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
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The people who where born on this day is very special. They are beautiful and very intelligent. The girls are very sexy and extremely beautiful. They might seem weird in the beginning, but that is only because they donβt always know how to act. If you were born August 13 2005 you are very very very special. You most likely have blonde hair and blue eyes. The people who is born this date and year will become big stars. Watch out world there is a Norwegian girl on here way. Boys who are born this day is more likely to loose there temper and get into fights. Both genders are very good looking and sexy. They are loyal and trustworthy friends. The girls are trustworthy to their boyfriends, but the boys who is born on August 13 is more likely to cheat. If you have a best friend or a friend who is born this day keep them. They are the best!
Iβm loyal. I was born August 13....
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To give denisse everything she want that day and bother the shit out of her .
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These people born on this day are fake friends.
You: Itβs my birthday, August 13th!
Ryan: Youβre a fucking fake you big booty bitch.
If you dislike this you were probably born on August 13th and failed the vibe check.
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