July 13

A good friend of yours is birthday! :)

Random Person 1: what day is it?
Random Person 2: Someone’s birthday. Oh I mean July 13.

July 13

National bowls and boobs day. Women go completely topless while smoking a bowl with a male counterpart. The women may ask the man to remove any article of clothing

Bro its july 13

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July 13

That one kid that nobody likes. He’s probably adopted and sucks at everything he does. Nobody likes him except do that damned large

Leprechaun.

Hi I was born on July 13
Wow you must really suck

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July 13

National get the coochie day

Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is

Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day

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13 july

Marie Brizard cigaló lovers birthday.

As long as I was born in 13 july, my favourite drink is Marie Brizar cigaló. In fact, we're all cigaló babies.

July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!