July 13

A good friend of yours is birthday! :)

Random Person 1: what day is it?
Random Person 2: Someone’s birthday. Oh I mean July 13.

July 13

National bowls and boobs day. Women go completely topless while smoking a bowl with a male counterpart. The women may ask the man to remove any article of clothing

Bro its july 13

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July 13

That one kid that nobody likes. He’s probably adopted and sucks at everything he does. Nobody likes him except do that damned large

Leprechaun.

Hi I was born on July 13
Wow you must really suck

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July 13

National get the coochie day

Any man can go up to any woman and get some free coochie no matter who the person is

Man: hey what day is it?
Woman: July 13th why?
Man:*proceeds to get the coochie*
Woman:Wtf that's rape
Man: no, its fine today is national get the coochie day

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13 july

Marie Brizard cigaló lovers birthday.

As long as I was born in 13 july, my favourite drink is Marie Brizar cigaló. In fact, we're all cigaló babies.

July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers