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National consent day. Have consent before you do anything to anyone. Just cause its valintines day doesnt mean you get a free pass to be handsy.
"Hey can I give you a hug?"
"Thank you for asking! You can. Oh yeah is February 14 national consent day."
the day that everyone has a significant other
her: hey it's february 14, where's you boyfriend?
him: yeah where
me: *stares and snatches him* here's my boyfriend. where did yours go
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valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
:::february 14:::
boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online)
Love!
Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strength
.....the color of perfect skies
Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open
fields
Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!!
boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
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What did you do on february 14?
I broke some PR’s in the gym
February 14 is the day where you get to ask your crush out.
Girl: Hey its February 14
Girl 2: Yea i know
Girl:Go ask your crush out
Girl 2:Louis will you go out with me
Louis:Yea of course its February 14 so why not
National marry your crush day even if they say no.
she looks cute I'm going to marry her
She is probably born on February 14
This is the day to take your chance and slap as many fucktards as you want without getting in trouble.
It's February 14, and I'm single, so I'm gonna slap some bitches.
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