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National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy
Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day
Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die
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A day to post all the pieces of shit that lead you on or just wasted your time. #theywastedmytimeday
“It’s February 16 so Happy they wasted my time day to this scumbag”
a smalltown boy, a pure hearted, long awaited, God was born on this day that will re-shape the Universe forever.
February 16 - “He birth himself from darkness, and found the light. Master of both realms, he’s coming”.
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The day when your favorite people "aka the taken people" can be made fun of for being locked down and not having fun.
Bff- What day is it?
Me- February 16th!!!
Bff- why are you so happy??
Me- Cause your taken, stupid.
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February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro
Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
National Brennan Day: A day where you celebrate anyone named Brennan, you must give them presents and if they are short you MUST. Call them tall
Brennan: Do you know what today is?
Marc: Yes, February 16. Here tall man, here’s your gift.
It’s February 16, it’s national Micah day, I’m gonna murder your family because you’re not Micah. I love Micah. Micah G is the best.