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National Bj day give ur friend a bj because he deserves it.
Bj=Blowjob
What day is it?
Its July 16 national bj day
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We should make this the bitch day. A day where you flip off bitches, fuck bitches, Fight bitches etc.
Girl: I'm gonna fight that bitch.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl: Because it's July 16 national bitch day
July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!
July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes
3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really
“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”
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July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.
Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*
Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it
Person 1: well it is July 16.
A day which reminds us we are about a month from highschool. For the athletes we should be starting workouts now or before. To everyone else: get fucked.
Chad: bro its july 16
Grass Fairy: shit I got to start running again
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if u were born on july 16 ur either lesbian or bi and your name starts with either P, or N
my birthday is on july 16
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