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This is the date real whores and pussy suckers are born in.
if you wonder why july 17 is when whores are born, because yes
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people born on this day are cunts that shit themselves
boy: hey its your birthday today!
girl:yeh lolll
boy: did you know you can find what it means on urban dictionary?! it says that people born on the 17 of july are cunts and they shit themselves loll!
The Day That Hershey Kidnapped Forest
Forrest Was Kidnapped On July 17, 2021
July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.
Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!
July 17th, national send nudes day
It's July 17th, you know what that means, today you have to send nudes
July 17, national send nudes day
July 17th, that means I'll get Jessica's nudes
National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.
Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!