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The hottest most funny guys are born on this day and you better date them before you can’t
Wow he was born on September 18 you better ride that dick like there’s no tomorrow
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A day in which the most anti-horny people are born.
Guy A: "Hey, why does Steve hate sex?"
Guy B: "Oh yeah, he was born on September 18."
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Is the day where all the cRaCkHeAds come out of their shell pErIoDt
Girl 1: shit its September 18 all the crackheads are coming!!!!
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A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
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They are super dumb if they are born on this day. They only think of themselves they are super self hearted and ruthless in ever way. They think their the best when they are not!
Josh:Omg they are so rude they think their the best, no wonder why they are not on September 18.
Ppl born on Sept 18 will automatically excel in every sport once they hit puberty they will be better than everyone at every sport from basketball to soccer to swimming to hocker to water polo anything you can think of anyone born on this day is also not the tallest but is hot but also very horny
Jinxy:woah that dudes so hot and he's good at sports too
Matthew:yea that's because his born on September 18 but did u know he loses every NNN you really shouldn't be with him
Kiss a guy who’s name starts with a C
Its September 18 go kiss that boy who’s name starts with a c