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10 second ass grab day.
Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”
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The best, the coolest person in the world most of them are named paxton brown hair glasses and a younger brother so treat them well they might help you in the future
8👍 3👎
me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao
You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel
My birthday is may 18
Really?
Yeah!
I love You!
The day that harry styles dropped the fucking watermelon sugar music video.
Oh my god its already may 18? We gotta celebrate the WSMV anniversary!
15👍 9👎
May 18 is national fuck your bitch day
Boy 1:Hey josh it’s may 18, go fuck your bitch
Boy 2:Ok!
11👍 8👎
May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!
“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”