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Juneteenth (a portmanteau of June and nineteenth) – also known as Freedom Day, Jubilee Day, Liberation Day, and Emancipation Day – is a holiday celebrating the emancipation of those who had been enslaved in the United States.
Person 1: Yo dude it’s june 19!
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: it’s freedom, jubilee, liberation, and emancipation day!
Person 2:OH YEAH!
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National Smack someone butt day
Joe: smacks butt
Sue:why did u do that
Joe: it's national smack butt day
Witch is june 19
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Anal Day. The day Isabella and Sammi were forever scarred after Sammi once again forgot her house keys. The girls attempted to climb over a 7ft picket fence with spikes on the top. Isabella was analled and Sammi ripped a hole in her shorts, fell backwards of the fence and nearly amputated her leg. This day will forever be remembered as Anal day.
June 19 @isabellajordannn was analled by @sammiburnside fence
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The day that the most ugly, disgusting, stinky, horrible, and dirty, hoes were born. They take your man, fuck him, and pretends it never happened. They usually are popular and mean and most likely have an STD/STI.
Abby: Shaquila, what day were you born ?
Shaquila: June 19
Abby: Of course you were !!
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when the first Garfield comic strip was made in.
June 1, 1978:
Person 1: Let's order the newspaper!
June 19, 1978:
Person 1: dude here's the first Garfield comic strip!
Person 2: dude that's coooool
Person 1: so the Garfield comic strip stated in June 19 1978.
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June 19th, 1993. The day a legend was born. Olatunji “JJ” Olajide. Better known as Ksi. Or Babatundé. Or The Nightmare. If u dont fucking know who he is wtf is going on with you.
Person 1: “Do you know what today is?”
Person 2: “No, what is it”
Person 1: “The day KSI was born. He was born on june 19 1993”
Person 2: “Who’s KSI”
Person 1: “Fuck off”
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