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September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.
Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2
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National tall people day. Anyone who is taller than 5’5” gets $5 from a short person
Ayo pay up short person it’s September 2
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National boys have to ask their crush out and they cant say no.
boy: hey shawty
girl: ew what
boy: wanna go out
girl: no ew
boy: but its september 2
girl:oh okay
You should be very happy cos junkhooks b-d is on 9-1 and umm your a very lucky girl or boy you should be happy even If your not born on 2 Sep and you'll get rich and meet your idol very soon 55% chance
September 2 ppl are so lucku
September 2 is the 245th day in the Gregorian calendar, it is the national day of Vietnam.
Oh my god, bro! It's September 2, Mom has bought you Banh Tet!
National Tall person day, Jasmine owes anyone taller than her 20$
International send noods to your boyfriend day , This mean you should hit you Boo with the hottest shit you got in your Gallery.
Hey Babe its September 2, wanna see my WAP
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