Acronym for "Too Sad To Even Process". Typically used in text messages, but is also acceptable in everyday conversation.
Carly: My poor little chihuahua had to go to the vet because some loser from school was stalking me and he stepped on her in my back yard!
Regina: Oh my gosh! 2 STEP!
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its when you put it in her ass and then her pussy. then you go back and forth between both holes.
a: i went dancing last night.
b: what did you do?
a: the 2 step with a chick
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You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.
Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.
A sexual position invented in Wisconsin where the female is climbing a ladder (most often that of a deer stand) and has her legs on 2 different steps. The man then approaches from behind and uses the ladder as leverage to create powerful and deep thrusts.
"We were on our way up to the stand and the bitch said she was horny so i gave her the ol' Wisconsin 2 Step"
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The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.
Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.
It's when you and your best bud successfully Eiffel Tower a girl in Texas.
Bro we totally gave that girl a Texas 2-step
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