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The day where all assholes were born
Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy
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the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch
bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2
bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH
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The National Have A Big Orgy Day
Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining?
James: only if you join ;)
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The day the most ugliest bitch was born
Oouuuuu her birthday July 2
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The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
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This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.
Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?
Why?
You were born July 2 2008 right?
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The day disco died. A controversial day at a baseball game warned people that disco should die and rock should be popular, even though it already fucking was.
My day's fucking shit today. At least not as bad as July 2, 1979
Hey, remember July 2, 1979? Shit, that was cold wigga.
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