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National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
National have a bong day
everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g
“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”
it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
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National slap someone call Bob
Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe
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National head day
If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel
Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head
August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit
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because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.
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This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him
August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.
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